NOT THIS AGAIN...

A sleep-deprived loser who'd much rather be hiding away in her room. Jenny is an all-rounder with a pretty average moveset. Her boots have spikes at the heels, which increase damage and knockback on her kick attacks.

A deadpan chef that hates everyone and everything, sometimes. Kyran is a hard hitting heavyweight that fights with an assortment of kitchen utensils.

A totally not drunken wage slave. Cameron weaponises anything he can find around the workplace, as well as near lethal amounts of alcohol. The drunker he is, the harder he hits. He may or may not start stumbling while idle, though.

A super kind girl who's only fighting to get rid of pent up stress. Erena is a speedy glass cannon with great combo potential, if you don't get sent into orbit, that is.

A whimsical alien from a far away planet inhabited by many creatures. Creature is kind of a zoner, but not the kind of zoner that makes you wanna scream. He is rather light, but packs a punch. He also has a gun, because why not?

A sentient spider with a really sweet propeller hat. The Chumspider can warp his limbs into any shape he wants, and can even use his hat to fly. Awesome.

A forgetful girl that seemingly has no eyes, but it's probably because of the makeup. At least we hope so. Misa fights with a crowbar, which gives her pretty good range compared to the rest of the cast.

A cat without ears that can somehow still hear everything. Steven is a decent fighter who uses his sharp claws to scratch the hell out of whoever he's fighting. Well done, Steven!